Due to five seasons and four movies, as you might guess, there are a lot of quotes. Even with only a few quotes per episode, that's still a lot of quotes. This makes working with the B5 Pants Page a bit less straightforward then a smaller place. Thus, I've taken the liberty to make a few suggestions as to how to get the most fun out of this place .... as fun is the point, after all.

Break it Up

Rome wasn't built in a day, the Pants Page wasn't built in a day, and therefor, it shouldn't be read in a day. Come to think of it, it took more then 7 months to make the Pants Page, although taking that long to read it might be a little much.

Yes It's Silly

This page is self admittedly silly. It's very silly. It's Monty Python silly. Sometimes it's almost ridiculous. So, in order to enjoy it, you need to keep that in mind and accept it. Being serious or even trying not to feel the silliness won't work. You have to just sit back, relax, and don't worry if it's ridiculous - it's supposed to be.

Tie It In

Since most people probably haven't memorized the episodes (although I'm sure some of you have), you often won't instantly get the quote. That's why it's best to work with it when it's fresh. Depending on whether or not you want to giggle in the middle of an episode at a perfectly ordinary line, you can either stop by the pants page before or after watching an episode, several episodes, a movie, whatever. Doesn't even have to be right before, anything within a few weeks usually works. It's much funnier if you can actually picture the line being said.