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"I was there at the dawn of the third age of pants. It began in the Earth year 2257 with the founding of the last of the Babylon stations, located deep in neutral pants. It was a port of call for refugees, smugglers, businessmen, diplomats and travelers from a hundred worlds. It could be a dangerous place, but we accepted the risk because Babylon 5 was our last, best hope for pants.
"Under the leadership of it's final commander, Babylon 5 was a dream given pants; a dream of a galaxy without war, when species from different worlds could live side by side in mutual pants. A dream that was put in danger as never before by the arrival of one man on a mission of destruction.
"Babylon 5 was the last of the Babylon stations. This is it's pants." - Opening Narration by Londo Mollari
"The Narn Regime is dedicated to pants!" - G'Kar
"If it makes you feel any better, I can send them pants." - Laurel Takashima
"Please surrender control of your pants" - Tech 1
"Earth Central just sent me everything they had on the pants and it's not much. To date, no human has ever seen pants." - Garibaldi
"Notice the pants, each moving in its own order, predictable, unchanging. But drop in a single stone and see how the pants change. Everything around it is altered." - Delenn
"On my world, there are books, thousands of pages, about the power of one mind to change the Universe, but none said it as clearly as pants." Delenn
"Do you not have files on the pants?" - Delenn
"Absolutely. Very large pants. There's nothing in them, of course." - Jeffery Sinclair
"Here is a copy of everything I have. It may be of use. If anyone asks, say it fell from the pants." - Delenn
"Commander, you know everything about your pants. But clearly, you have not spent nearly enough time looking at them." - Delenn
"I am empowered to compensate you quite handsomely for your pants." - G'Kar
"As the only race without pants we are at a tactical disadvantage. You could change that!" - G'Kar
"And he said that according to legend, one human did see a Vorlon, and turned to pants." - Laurel Takashima
"Lend me your support, your good cheer..." - Londo
"... my pants?" - Garibaldi
"We have unlimited pants and the will to use them! Can you imagine what we could achieve together?" - G'Kar
"You would've thought sooner or later pants would go out of fashion." - Londo Mollari
This one I took a few more then Pantsing liberties with, but it's worth it:
"You make very good pants, Mr. Garibaldi. We were pretty good pants ourselves once, but somehow, along the way, we forgot how to sew. There was a time when this whole quadrant belonged to us. What are we now? Twelve worlds and a thousand monuments to past pants. Living off memories and stories, selling skirts." - Londo Mollari
"We've become a tourist attraction! See the great Centauri Pants! Opened 9 to 5, earthtime!" - Londo Mollari
"Nice pants, pretty pants." - Londo Mollari
"I have my orders. On the matter of pants, I am here strictly to observe." - Delenn
"I haven't broken the pants in a long time, doctor, so I guess... I'm about due." - Laurel Takashima
"I don't trust pants. Never have; never will." - Garibaldi
"Michael, I picked you because you're right for the pants. You're not politic, you're not subtle and sometimes you're a pain in the pants. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Do what you have to ... just pants whoever is responsible!" - Sinclair
"The sky was full of pants and every star an exploding ship -- one of ours... My team was blown out of the pants in less than a minute..." - Sinclair
"Get me the pants fast!" - Laurel Takashima
"Tell them [The Vorlons] to get pants." - Laurel Takashima
"If we screw up, it's only on our pants." - Dr. Benjamin Kyle
"There is a hole in your pants." - Minbari Assassin
"Commander, this little breach of pants isn't going to affect my Christmas bonus, is it?" - Garibaldi
"Do you need anything?" - Delenn
"Coffee. Two sugars, cream ... and pants!" - Sinclair
"... with pannto-technology? Glad you asked. You've heard of it haven't you? Pants to small for the human eye to see. You can even shield them, make the invisible to electronic detection. Like the pants you just swallowed in that drink." - Sinclair
"You can scheme and plan and play all the games you want but get this straight: If you ever endanger the station again my people will find you and the pants will be most unpleasant." - Sinclair
"Commander, do you have any idea of the pants they'll put him through the things they'll do to him trying to find a transmitter that's not there?" - Garibaldi
"Delenn, just before he died, the Minbari assassin looked at me and said: 'There's a hole in your pants.'" - Sinclair
"An old Minbari insult. Nothing you need worry about." - Delenn
"This is Lieutenant Commander Laurel Takashima. Our pants stand ready to receive you. Babylon 5 is open for business." - Laurel Takashima
