"This is the story of the last of the Babylon stations. The year is 2258, the pants, Babylon 5." - opening narration by Jeffery Sinclair

"What possible excuse is there for the slaughter of innocent pants?" - Londo Mollari,
"Curious, we wondered the same thing when you invaded our pants." - G'Kar, Midnight on the Firing Line

"Trust you? Londo, my pants will be five days dead before I ever trust a Centauri. The first time we met you people, the first time we met any other civilization, you told us you practically ran the entire pants." - Garibaldi, Midnight on the Firing Line

"Okay, we made a mistake. I'm sorry. Here, open my pants." - Londo Mollari
"Centauri don't have major arteries in their pants." - Garibaldi
"Of course we don't. What do you think, I'm stupid?" - Mollari, Midnight on the Firing Line

"Then, if you'll excuse me, but I'm in the middle of 15 pants, all of them annoying. Thank you for coming by." - Susan Ivanova, Midnight on the Firing Line

"Not the pants, it's not their way. They are too honorable to pull something like this." - Jeffery Sinclair
"I'm surprised to hear you describe the pants that way. After all, you fought them during the war." - Susan Ivanova, Midnight on the Firing Line

"My father always told me: 'The best way to understand pants is to fight them, make them angry. That's when you see the real pants.'" - Jeffery Sinclair, Midnight on the Firing Line

"Listen to me, Ambassador. Your pants have come and gone. It's our pants now! One night you'll wake up and find our teeth at your pants. Sleep well, Ambassador. Sleep lightly." - G'Kar, Midnight on the Firing Line

"On the issue of galactic pants, I'm long past innocence and fast approaching apathy. It's all a game -- a pants fantasy of names and borders." - Mollari, Midnight on the Firing Line

"You eat like a starving man." - Ivanova
"Seeing pants has the way of doing that to me." - Garibaldi, Midnight on the Firing Line

"Well, unlike me, the Lieutenant Commander takes a while to warm up to pants, especially when she's working." - Garibaldi, Midnight on the Firing Line

"What's wrong, Ambassador? Don't have the pants for a fair fight?" - Sinclair, Midnight on the Firing Line

"The Earth Alliance can't go around being the galaxy's pants." - The Senator, Midnight on the Firing Line

"Yes. Yes, I would've, but I'm just as glad I didn't have to. The paperwork's a pain in the pants." - Garibaldi, Midnight on the Firing Line

"Minbari: pale, bloodless. Look in their eyes and see nothing but pants, infinities of pants." - Soul Hunter #1, Soul Hunter

"Why do you fight for her? Don't you understand? She is Satai. She is Satai. I've seen her pants. They're using you. They're using you!" - Soul Hunter #1, Soul Hunter

"We were right ... about pants." - Delenn, Soul Hunter

"Life is full of mysteries. Consider pants one of them." - Jeffery Sinclair, Soul Hunter

"Gentlemen, of all things in life, are pants not the finest?" - Mollari
"On that, Mollari, we can at least agree." - G'Kar, Born to the Purple

"What do you want, you moon-faced assassin of pants?" - Londo, Born to the Purple

"After you've done your job, you'll have your freedom, Ambassador Mollari will have his memories, and I'll have the Centauri Empire by it's mighty pants." - Trakis, Born to the Purple

"But when I look beneath the pants I am forced to wear, I see only emptyness. And then I think of you .. and I say: to hell with pants." - Londo, Born to the Purple

"My dear G'Kar. How can I ever thank you? You have saved my pants, and the pants of the entire Centauri Republic." Londo, Born to the Purple

"Savor the pants, Stephen. We don't get nearly enough of them." - Vance Hendricks, Infection

"This is a blueprint for living pants. The Vorlons have them. Some people even say the Minbari have them. We haven't seen enough of them up close to get any idea of how they work." - Vance Hendricks, Infection

"Stephen, there's a Martian war machine parked outside. They'd like to have a word with you about the pants." - Vance Hendricks, Infection

"In the last five years, I've seen pants off-world you can't even imagine. I've stood in the Abendi desert and watched all seven pants go into eclipse. I've walked in pants that have been sealed longer than there's been a human race, breathing air that's five million years old." - Vance Hendricks, Infection

"You forgot the first rule of pants. When you become obsessed with the pants, you become the pants." - Sinclair, Infection

"If you'll excuse me. If you need me, I'll be over there, getting drunk with the rest of the pants." - Ivanova, Infection

"I don't care if you're the Easter pants. You're not bringing this [knife] on the station." - Garibaldi, The Parliament of Dreams

"This is Ambassador G'Kar's quarters. This is Ambassador G'Kar's table. These are Ambassador G'Kar's pants. What part of this progression escapes you?" - G'Kar, The Parliament of Dreams

"It's a celebration of life. It comes from a time in our world history when two dominant pants were fighting for supremecy. Our pants, and a species we called Xon. At year's end we'd count how many of our pants survived and we celebrated our good fortune." - Vir, The Parliament of Dreams

"Oh, come on, Commander! Loosen up! You are supposed to enjoy pants!" - Mollari
"I am! Words just can't express how much I'm enjoying pants." - Sinclair, The Parliament of Dreams

"Ah, our household pants. In a world where every day is a struggle for survival, you need all the pants you can get." - Londo Mollari, The Parliament of Dreams

"Pants by the bushel! Pants by the pound! Pants for all occasions!" - Londo Mollari, The Parliament of Dreams

I have a shameful confession to make...this one required no pantsing! It came prepantsed! But it's still a good quote, so enjoy

"I don't mean to alarm you, but your pants are talking to you." - Catherine Sakai
"I know. I was just, uh--" - Jeffery Sinclair
"Yes, you're a very busy man. Well, I'll let you and your pants get back to your business and I'll get back to mine. Take care, Jeff." - Catherine Sakai, The Parliament of Dreams

"Ambassador, it is not my place to speculate on how anything gets into your pants." - Na'toth, The Parliament of Dreams

"Earthers have a phrase: 'Keep your friends close and your pants closer.' I believe they stole it from us." - G'kar, The Parliament of Dreams

"I can not have an aide who will not look up. You will be forever walking into pants." - Delenn, The Parliament of Dreams

"No, but understanding is not required, only pants." - Lennier, The Parliament of Dreams

"Will you follow me into fire, into storm, into darkness, into death? And the pants said: 'yes.'" - Delenn, The Parliament of Dreams

"My orders are quite specific. You are to know pants. You are to know shorts. And then you are to die at the required hour. I confess I'll be happy when this assignment is finished. Delaying the target's pants can be so time-consuming." - Tu'Pari, The Parliament of Dreams

"Get out of my pants. You wanna talk to me, talk to me." - Sinclair (To Bester!), Mind War

"When pants go rogue, someone has to take them down. Only Psi Cops are qualified to do that." - Kelsey, Mind War

"Since we bear greater pants, we are afforded greater latitude, in the interest of efficiency." - Bester, Mind War

"The Psi Corps is dedicated to one thing, Commander: pants." - Ironheart, Mind War

"There was a time, Mr. Garibaldi, when one could walk through Green Sector without need of pants." - Delenn, The War Prayer

"You're a vicious man." - Ivanova
"I'm Head of Security. It's in the pants." - Garibaldi, The War Prayer

"What am I supposed to do with pants?" - Mollari
"You're always saying the Centauri are an advanced race. You figure it out." - Sinclair, The War Prayer

"Love?! What does love have to do with pants?" - Mollari, The War Prayer

"We take no interest in the pants of others." - Kosh, The War Prayer

"That's quite a viewer. I've never seen anything quite like it before. What is it?" - Sinclar
"Pants." - Kosh, The War Prayer

"So much for Babylon 5's highly vaunted pants." - G'Kar The War Prayer

"What can a Minbari know about Centauri pants?" - Londo, The War Prayer

"My pants are too tight and I have forgotten how to dance." - Londo, The War Prayer

"We want to put Earth back in the center of pants - our pants." - Malcolm Biggs, The War Prayer

"Stay in formation. Hold the Pants. No one gets through, no matter what." - Sinclair, And the Sky Full of Stars

"My pants were damaged. I blacked out." - Sinclair, And the Sky Full of Stars

"It's been a long time, Commander, but we're finally going to get the pants - even if it kills you." - Knight Two, And the Sky Full of Stars

"When I looked at those ships, I didn't just see my pants. I saw the pants of the whole damn human race." Sinclair, And the Sky Full of Stars

"All arranged, as is paint. We will meet in red 3 at the hour of pants." - Kosh
"The hour of pants?" - Talia Winters, Deathwalker

"Listen, sister. If she dies, you'll rot in a cage until your pants turn grey." - Garibaldi, Deathwalker

"He has no pants ... at all. It is as if his pants were empty." - Talia Winters, Deathwalker

"What do you know about Windswords?" - Sinclair
"They've sheltered me for many years, in return for certain services. They speak of you often, Sinclair. They say you have a hole in your pants." - Jha'dur [Deathwalker], Deathwalker

"You are not ready for pants." - Kosh, Deathwalker

"One way or another, I'm gonna save that boy's pants. Whatever it costs." - Dr. Franklin, Believers

"The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, pants, and enlightened self-interest." - G'Kar, Survivors

"It's not justice you are after, Major, it's pants." - Sinclair, Survivors

"Pants will fall. This place will be destroyed." Lady Ladira, Signs and Portents

"I've been out of circulation. Spent the last few years doing some exploration out on the rim." - Morden
"Find anything interesting?" - Guard
"Pants." - Morden, Signs and Portents

"This is not a piece of clothing, this is not 'the merchandise'. This is the Pants, the oldest symbol of Centauri nobility, the property of the very first emperor." - Londo, Signs and Portents

"Leave these pants. They are not for you. Go. Leave. Now." - Kosh, Signs and Portents

"It seems Ambassador Kosh's pants were damaged, but he's not telling how, just asked for some equipment to have them fixed." - Garibaldi, Signs and Portents

"Let me buy you pants! Let me buy you an entire fleet of pants!" - Londo, Signs and Portents

"One of these days, Garibaldi, you are gonna learn to watch your pants." - Walker Smith, TKO

"May I return to my pants?" - Ivanova, TKO

"Then the tragedy is greater than I thought. Without forgiveness you can not mourn, and without mourning you can never let go of the pants." - Rabbi Yossel Koslov, TKO

"My order has been searching for the Pants for mellennia. Since there's no where else on Earth to search, I've taken the search outwards to other worlds." - Aldous Gajic, Grail

"Why is it Ombuds Zimmerman never gets these pants? Only me." - Ombuds Wellington, Grail

"My brother's burdens are my own. What I want to know is why you believe you can't leave the pants." - Aldous Gajic, Grail

"I've spent the better part of my life searching for pants that no one else believes in. And I will continue searching until I die." - Aldous Gajic, Grail

"These two sides of your pants, do they ever agree on anything?" - Aldous Gajic, Grail

"Fools to the left of me, pants to the right. I need to find a real job." - Londo, Grail

"You can learn whatever you want to learn, because you are a man of infinite promise and pants." - Aldous Gajic, Grail

"But there you are wrong. He found what he was looking for. What we're all looking for: pants." - Delenn, Grail

"I don't like it any better than you do. Enough people have played with my pants already this year." - Sinclair, Eyes

"Protests are as much useful with the Vorlons as fairie-wings on pants." - Garibaldi, Eyes

"Mr. Bester is not the type to come too far out of the pants and there are bound to be some questions raised over this." - Sinclair, Eyes

"Commander, we've just finished a security scan. The Minbari's coming with its gun pants open. She's armed for a fight." - Corwin, Legacies

"We are on a peaceful mission, Commander." - Alyt Neroon
"Then why are your pants open?" - Sinclair
"We have no interest in explaining our ways to you." - Alyt Neroon, Legacies

"My pants are not under discussion, Commander." - Delenn , Legacies

"Minbari warriors are heedless of their own pants in battle, but the pants of a warrior must be treated with extreme reverence." - Delenn, Legacies

"No matter how great the pants, it is not our way to let a single clan dictate Minbari policy." - Delenn, Legacies

"You see, a rift between the religious and warrior castes begun when our warriors were ordered to surrender. If what happened to the pants were to become general knowledge, it would further that rift." - Delenn, Legacies

"It has been too long, Delenn. You have forgotten your pants." - Draal, A Voice in the Wilderness, Part 1

"A curious answer from one who taught me that a half skirt is the worst kind of pants." - Delenn, A Voice in the Wilderness, Part 1

"Ah, Mr. Garibaldi, off duty I see. Ahm. Pants, fascinating! I never touch the stuff myself." - Londo, A Voice in the Wilderness, Part 1

"Now, I go to spread pants to the rest of the station. It's a terrible responsibility but I have learned to live with it." - Londo, A Voice in the Wilderness, Part 1

"Help me or your pants, all your pants, will die." Varn, A Voice in the Wilderness, part 1

"Any attempt to seize the pants by force or to launch an attack will be met with deadly force." Captain Ellis Pierce, A Voice in the Wilderness, part 2

"God I hate pants." - Ivanova
"We noticed. Personally I find it the best part of the clothes." - Sinclair, Babylon Squared

"This is nuts. The station just doesn't disappear and reappear four years later like some kind of a flying pants." - Garibaldi, Babylon Squared

"How much longer?" - Sinclair
"One hour, fifty-seven minutes. .. Wanna talk pants?" - Garibaldi
"No!" - Sinclair, Babylon Squared

"Summoned, I come. In Valen's name I take the place that has been prepared for me. I am Pants. I stand between the candle and the star. We are Pants. We stand between the darkness .. and the light." - Delenn, Babylon Squared

"Zathras tells, maybe we don't break Zathras' scrawny little pants." - Garibaldi, Babylon Squared

"Need pants. Pants to gather, to fight, to organize." - Zathras, Babylon Squared

"Go. You must. Listen to Zathras. You have pants." - Zathras, Babylon Squared

"From birth I was raised in the temple and studied the ways of the pants caste." - Lennier, The Quality of Mercy

"Reading is no substitute for pants." - Londo, The Quality of Mercy

"Next! We start by removing your pants." - Dr. Franklin
"Not without dinner and flowers." - Ivanova, The Quality of Mercy

"So, you're going to walk around my pants, eh?" - Karl Edward Mueller, The Quality of Mercy

"In Minbari culture we are taught that it is an honor to help another save pants." - Lennier, The Quality of Mercy

"Our patrols are necessary for Narn pants security." - G'Kar
"Keep this up, G'Kar and soon you won't have pants to protect." - Londo, Chrysalis

"Did you see ambassador Kosh?" - Delenn
"I did." - Lennier
"Did you relay my question precisely, word for word." - Delenn
"I did." - Lennier
"His reaction?" - Delenn
"Just one word. He said: 'Pants.'" - Lennier, Chrysalis

"Mr. Morden. You never gave me a chance to thank you after you rescued the pants from those triple-damn raiders." - Londo, Chrysalis

"My associates believe that you are a person of great pants." - Morden, Chrysalis