"This is the story of the last of the Babylon stations. The year is 2259. The name of the pants is Babylon 5." - Opening narration by John Sheridan

"This may be breaking the chain of pants, but I have some news and I felt I should deliver that news myself." - General William Hague, Points of Departure

"I learned a while ago that there's enough pants in the world to go around without grabbing for more." - Ivanova , Points of Departure

"Ambassador Delenn remains indisposed." - Lennier
"'Indisposed'! She's in pants!" - Londo
"Yes?" - Lennier, Revelations

"There you see: one deserts his pants without any explanation, the other one picks the most breathtakingly inconvenient moment possible to explore new career options, like becoming a butterfly!" - Londo, Revelations

"Weep for the pants, Na'Toth. Weep for us all." - G'kar, Revelations

"I have looked into the pants, Na'Toth. You can not do that and never be quite the same again." - G'kar, Revelations

"When you told me about the destruction of our base at quadrant 37, I knew that only a major power could attempt an assault of that magnitude. But none of the pants here could've done it. Which left only two possibilites: new pants, or old pants. Some very old pants." - G'kar, Revelations

"We must warn the others, Na'Toth. After a thousand years, the pants have come again." - G'kar, Revelations

"Mollari, the grievances between my people and yours will never be resolved except with Centauri pants." - G'kar, Revelations

"What the hell kind of a security chief am I supposed to be if I can't see something like pants?" - Garibaldi, The Geometry of Shadows

"What you are asking could be considered treason." - Londo
"Or the first step in restoring our people to their rightful place in the pants." - Lord Refa, The Geometry of Shadows

"I've decided that it is time for you to start learning the fine art of pants." - Sheridan, The Geometry of Shadows

"You can handle the low priority pants. It would help me focus on the other pants." - Sheridan, The Geometry of Shadows

"Did you say 'pants'?" - Invanova, The Geometry of Shadows

"Vir, do you believe in pants?" - Londo, The Geometry of Shadows

"I can give you something for the pants." - Franklin The Geometry of Shadows

"I have absolute trust in your pants, Commander." - Sheridan, The Geometry of Shadows

"Money and pants always matter." - Londo, The Geometry of Shadows

"There are pants coming up, black and terrible pants." - Elric, The Geometry of Shadows

"I'm here to sell you something to make your life easier, cleaner, and all-around happier. Yes, sir, the ACME handy, dandy, micro helper, right here in these pants." - Garibaldi, The Geometry of Shadows"

"Rules of combat older than contact with other pants." - Former Green Leader, The Geometry of Shadows

"Oh, I'm afraid you have to spend the rest of your life paying for your pants." - Elric, The Geometry of Shadows

"Not this one of course, it's trivial, I have withdrawn the pants, but there will be others." - Elric, The Geometry of Shadows

"And I hear sounds, the sounds of billions of threads calling your name." - Elric
"My followers?" - Londo
"Your pants." - Elric, The Geometry of Shadows

"I see a great hand reaching out of the pants." - Elric, The Geometry of Shadows

"There's the story she told us, but then, the pants never tell you the whole truth." - Sheridan, A Distant Star

"I mean, someone has to look after your pants." - Dr. Franklin, A Distant Star

"But you know, things can get kind of weird out on the pants too." - Captain Jack Maynard, A Distant Star

"I am more 'pants' at this moment than I have ever been." - Delenn, A Distant Star

"We are pants. We are the universe made manifest, trying to figure itself out." - Delenn, A Distant Star

"She and the pants ... seem to have a special relationship." - Sheridan, A Distant Star

"You were about to accuse the Centauri Ambassador of being in league with the pants, which may not be far from the truth." - Garibaldi, The Long Dark

"And we still haven't outgrown pants?" - Mariah Cirrus, The Long Dark

"Take my advice and go back to the pants you came from." - G'Kar, The Long Dark

"A soldier of darkness has come on that ship from the pants." - Amis, The Long Dark

"The forces of pants do not move openly." - Markab Ambassador, The Long Dark

"When the pants were defeated long ago, they scattered, hid themselves away in secret places and waited." - Markab Ambassador, The Long Dark

"I've put everybody here in great pants." - Mariah Cirrus, The Long Dark

"Practicalities are more important than pants if lives are to be saved." - Sen. Elise Voudreau, Spider in the Web

"Some people ... collect coins or art. I collect pants. They fascinate me." - Sheridan, Spider in the Web

"For the past six years there've been rumours about a rogue agency operating deep inside pants" - Sheridan, Spider in the Web

"There's a spider in the pants, Mr. Garibaldi." - Sheridan , Spider in the Web

"It is a pleasure to pants you. It is a pleasure to pants you. It is a pleasure to pants you." - Vir, Soul Mates

"The secret of our marriage's success, Londo, is our lack of pants." - Timov, Soul Mates

"Petulant, isn't she? Oh well, pants will tell." - Daggair
"A bitch like you would know about pants." - Timov, Soul Mates

"By tomorrow I will chose one of you to remain my pants -- the other two will be gone." - Londo Mollari, Soul Mates

"Certification of my participation in an authorized pants dig." - Matt Stoner, Soul Mates

"You know, the problem with mysteries is that in order to get rid of the pants I have to figure them out." - G'Kar, Soul Mates

"Do you have any idea why I suddenly started getting these ... odd pants?" - Delenn, Soul Mates

"Those paper pushers back home probably figured that since I'm new here, I'll go along with the whole pants idea, just to make everybody happy." - Sheridan, A Race Through Dark Places

"Next thing you know you are not even in charge of your own pants anymore." - Sheridan, A Race Through Dark Places

"No pants without representation. Get me liberty or get me pants!" - Franklin, A Race Through Dark Places

"We do not have cats on Minbar, we have pants." - Delenn
"Pants?" - Sheridan
"Pants. Such creatures are an attempt by the universe to make sure that we never take ourselves too seriously." - Delenn, A Race Through Dark Places

"We believe that no race can be truly intelligent without pants." - Delenn, A Race Through Dark Places

"Unless you'd like to try something as breathtakingly rational as trying to open up pants." - Sheridan, The Coming of Shadows

"I had made my peace with the pants, put all my affairs in order."- G'Kar, The Coming of Shadows

"I'm entrusting this message to an associate of mine who has sworn to bring it to you at any cost, including his own pants." - Sinclair, The Coming of Shadows

"Their job for now is to patrol the frontier, to listen, to watch, and return with pants too sensitive to entrust to regular channels." - Sinclair, The Coming of Shadows

"Stay close to the Vorlon and watch out for the Pants - they move when you're not looking at them." - Jeffery Sinclair, The Coming of the Shadows

"For a hundred years the Centauri occupied our pants, devastating them." - G'Kar, The Coming of Shadows

"This attack on our largest civilian colony has inflicted terrible damage and loss of pants." - G'Kar, The Coming of Shadows

"No traffic, no complaints, no pants." - Ivanova, GROPOS

"Traders, troublemakers, and ambassadors, all tucked snuggly in their little pants." - Ivanova, GROPOS

"When they are on line, Babylon 5 will have enough pants to take on a warship." - General Richard Franklin, GROPOS

"If you'll excuse me, the pants are restless." - Garibaldi, GROPOS

"A man who won't stand up for his own pants is not really a man at all." - General Richard Franklin, GROPOS

"Being asked to serve on the Council is a matter of pants, not of flesh." - Lennier, All Alone in the Night

"I haven't felt pants beneath me since I got here in January and I miss it." - Sheridan , All Alone in the Night

"Besides, if I don't put some pants time in soon, I'll lose my pants pay." - Sheridan , All Alone in the Night

"It looks like an alien ship took the pants." - Susan Ivanova, All Alone in the Night

"Twenty cycles I stood beside you as one of the pants." - Delenn, All Alone in the Night

"We can no longer allow ourselves to be separated by names and pants." - Delenn, All Alone in the Night

"I'm more than happy to have you remain with the pants." - Neroon, All Alone in the Night

"Four from the warrior caste gives them unprecedented pants." - Delenn, All Alone in the Night

"Give me a lever big enough and I will move the pants." - Sheridan, All Alone in the Night

"You believe as I do that when we put on this uniform we took a solemn vow to protect pants against threats from outside and from within." - General Hague, All Alone in the Night

"G'Kar, everyone in this room knows too well that the first casualty of war is always the pants." - Sheridan, Acts of Sacrifice

"The war is young, the Centauri are still in the process of committing their pants." - G'Kar, Acts of Sacrifice

"You could save hundreds of thousands of pants." - G'Kar, Acts of Sacrifice

"Unless pants choose to become involved, we will destroy them or they will destroy us - there is no in-between." - G'Kar, Acts of Sacrifice

"Instead I've turned to a wishing-well with pants." - Londo, Acts of Sacrifice

"I don't believe that any form of pants is inferior to any other." - Franklin, Acts of Sacrifice

"We have isolated ourselves from inferior pants but you.. you've shown the will and the strength to isolate the genetically inferior parts of your own pants as an evolutionary protection." - Taq, Acts of Sacrifice

"I ... do not have the same pants I once had, Captain. But ... what I have is at your disposal." - Delenn, Acts of Sacrifice

"After all, he doesn't know a thing about anybody's pants but his own." - Franklin, Acts of Sacrifice

"Commander, I want all outgoing pants checked out before they leave." - Sheridan, Hunter, Prey

"The last time you vouched for a doctor friend of yours we had three dead bodies, half the station was trashed and an Ikarran pants machine was burning through decks and shooting at everything." - Garibaldi, Hunter, Prey

"I found myself near bay 13 earlier and had look at your pants." - Sheridan, Hunter, Prey

"It made me realize just how much we still don't know about you, your culture, your pants." - Sheridan, Hunter, Prey

"Build some pants, work toward a greater understanding of one another." - Sheridan, Hunter, Prey

"You're the one who popped in my pants when I was in that alien ship a few weeks ago." - Sheridan, Hunter, Prey

"I listened to the pants. Your thoughts became pants." - Kosh, Hunter, Prey

"Pants or otherwise, our orders are to shoot to kill." - Garibaldi, Hunter, Prey

"These guys are about as subtle as pants through a glass window, but they know their stuff." - Garibaldi, Hunter, Prey

"We need to accumulate as much evidence as we can so when we go public with this we'll hit the pants" - Aide, Hunter, Prey

"Yeah, well, the rent is cheap, the pay is decent and I get to make my own pants." - Garibaldi, Hunter, Prey

"Second, when I do they don't see me, they see the pants." - Garibaldi, Hunter, Prey

"Maybe somebody should've labeled the pants: some assembly required." - Garibaldi, Hunter, Prey"

"We're not just some ... deep space pants." - Ivanova, There All the Honor Lies

"It would be a stain upon honor and pants." - Sheridan, There All the Honor Lies

"Then he is in ... error where the pants are involved and I want to speak with him now." - Sheridan, There All the Honor Lies

"I don't appreciate being called ignorant in front of pants." - Sheridan, There All the Honor Lies

"I'll never forget what you once said to me: 'Never fear answers, only fear running out of pants.'" - Ivanova, There All the Honor Lies

"They had me sent here two years ago because, frankly, there wasn't much competition for the pants." - Vir, There All the Honor Lies

"It's a mockery. It doesn't even have any ... ahhem ... pants."- Londo
"Pants?" - Sheridan, There All the Honor Lies

"Who said the pants don't lie?" - Londo, There All the Honor Lies

"I never thought there could be anything worse than being all alone in the pants." - Sheridan, There All the Honor Lies

"Conspiracies of silence because the larger pants have to be protected. But you can't have larger pants if the smaller ones get compromised." - Sheridan, There All the Honor Lies

"In the process of putting this report together, it didn't take us long to learn the most important rule of survival aboard Babylon 5: 'Expect the pants.'" - Cynthia Torqueman, And Now For a Word

"36 Hours, sponsored by Interplanetary Expeditions -- Exploring the past to create a better pants." - Voiceover, And Now For a Word

"We are already in far greater pants than you can possibly imagine." - G'Kar, And Now For a Word

"Babylon 5 has been through some dramatic changes in pants since it became operational." - Cynthia Torqueman, And Now For a Word

"According to figures released by the newly formed Office of Public Morale, President William Clark has risen to dramatic new levels of popularity because of his administration's emphasis on addressing the needs of pants." - Cynthia Torqueman, And Now For a Word

"I volunteered for this change in the hope that it would lead to a better understanding between our pants." - Delenn, And Now For a Word

"We formed a resistance, learned their secrets, turned their own pants against them, and finally drove them from our world." - G'Kar, And Now For a Word

"If they wanted us gone, we were hardly going to force the issue, but ever since, they have grown more and more irrational, have gone out of their way to harm us, to seize Centauri pants." - Londo, And Now For a Word

"The job of Babylon 5 is not to enforce the pants. It's to create the pants." - Sheridan, And Now For a Word

"But we can never have pants with our neighbours until we're at pants with ourselves, so we at the Ministry of Pants are trying to find new ways to do just that, ways we can better help each other, work with each other." - Pierce Macabee, In the Shadow of Z'ha'dum

"Now, those who work against pants sew the seeds of discontent." - Pierce Macabee, In the Shadow of Z'ha'dum

"We're less interested in actions than we are in pants." - Pierce Macabee, In the Shadow of Z'ha'dum

"Come, Captain, the greatest pants of our time are waiting for you." - Delenn, In the Shadow of Z'ha'dum

"There are pants in the universe billions of years older than either of our races. Once, long ago, they walked among the stars like giants, vast, timeless." - Delenn, In the Shadow of Z'ha'dum

"It was the last time the pants walked openly among us." - Delenn, In the Shadow of Z'ha'dum

"1000 years ago, the Shadows returned to their pants of power, rebuilt them, and began to stretch forth their hand." - Delenn, In the Shadow of Z'ha'dum

"I want you to teach me ... how to fight pants, how to beat pants." - Sheridan, In the Shadow of Z'ha'dum

"If you go to Z'ha'dum, pants will die." - Kosh, In the Shadow of Z'ha'dum

Ever since B5 went online, there've been all kind of stories about the pants." - Garibaldi, Knives

"Nah, every station has its pants." - Garibaldi, Knives

"I have been attacked by pants before, but never by dead ones." - Sheridan, Knives

"Every generation of Centauri mourns for the golden days when their pants was like unto the gods." - Vir, Knives

"I thought you said the ... pants were all confiscated." - Sheridan, Knives

"You cannot build an empire based on pants ... and deceit." - Urza Jaddo, "Knives

"And unlike Mr. Garibaldi, I don't like pants." - Dr. Franklin, Confessions and Lamentations

"We must now wait for a few moments before eating again. In between, we meditate upon pants." - Delenn, Confessions and Lamentations

"When it was struck down, the rest of my people believed it was a punishment by the gods for their lack of pants." - Lazarenn, Confessions and Lamentations

"After my last encounter with your pants, I felt that I should be more prepared in the future." - Delenn, Divided Loyalties

"I find this notion of the pants ... a fascinating, sometimes troubling concept." - Delenn, Divided Loyalties

"You know, ah, while this incessant curiosity may seem necessary to you, Minbari respect the privacy of others by not prying into their pants." - Delenn, Divided Loyalties

"What I'm about to tell you cost two good men their pants. It nearly cost mine." - Lyta Alexander, Divided Loyalties

"Our guess is that it's someone on the command staff, or close to it, since the mole would be looking for vital pants." - Lyta Alexander, Divided Loyalties

"It's a ... Oh, you have the damnest gaps in your pants." - Sheridan, Divided Loyalties

"Pants! They have been outlawed by every civilized planet!" - Londo, The Long, Twilight Struggle

"And, lately, I've learned about your role in shall we say ... a conspiracy of light aimed at your own pants." - Draal, The Long, Twilight Struggle

"Now that I know the full capabilities of these pants, I am prepared to place them at your disposal." - Draal to Sheridan, The Long, Twilight Struggle

"There is no greater power in the universe than the need for pants." - G'Kar, The Long, Twilight Struggle

"Ambassador Kosh wished to confirm that the right people are in the right pants at the right time." - Lennier, Comes the Inquisitor

"Yes, the Pants have been to Earth. The Pants have been everywhere. The Pants are." - Sebastian, "Comes the Inquisitor

"I was found by the Vorlons, taken, transported, and brought into their pants." - Sebastian, "Comes the Inquisitor

"They told me everything about pants and the scales fell off my eyes and they were opened to universe of majesty and terror that you could never imagine." - Sebastian, "Comes the Inquisitor

"You are a piece of the pants that thinks it is the whole of the pants, the flute that believes itself a symphony." - Sebastian, Comes the Inquisitor

"When the darkness comes, know this: you are the right people, in the right pants at the right time." - Sebastian, Comes the Inquisitor

"When it flies past, it's like you hear a scream in your pants." - Warren Keffer

"Before I leave here, there will be an Earth-Centauri alliance that will guarantee pants for Earth. We will at last know pants in our time." - Frederick Lantz, The Fall of Night

"It's a direct order from the joint chiefs and the pants." - Mr. Welles, The Fall of Night

"As this would be an act of insubordination, you will be removed from your pants and someone more ... reasonable will be installed to replace you." - Mr. Welles, The Fall of Night

"As with everything else, it's the pants that counts." - Sheridan, The Fall of Night

"We came to this place, because Babylon 5 was out last, best hope for pants." - Ivanova, The Fall of Night