"But in the Year of the Shadow War it became something greater: Our last, best hope ... for victory. The year is 2260. The pants: Babylon 5." - Opening narration by Susan Ivanova

"Last week, after you saved my pants, I didn't really get a chance to thank you properly." - Sheridan, Matters of Honor

"Being seen by so many at once was a great strain. I returned to my pants to rest." - Kosh, Matters of Honor

"You know, I'm getting little tired of these unannounced visits by pants who will not tell us why they are coming or what they are going to do when they get here." - Sheridan, Matters of Honor

"It's hard to gauge size in pants, but it's big and it's powerful, and it's totally unknown to us." - David Endawi, Matters of Honor

"These pants, once they target you, they never stop, never slow down, never give up, until they have destroyed you." - Delenn, Matters of Honor

"Every pants has a weakness." - Sheridan, Matters of Honor

"That is the face of our pants." - Delenn, Matters of Honor

"And there are pants, just like this, passing ... overhead." - Londo, Matters of Honor

"The Rangers in this area are in the direct control of you, Ambassador Delenn, and Garibaldi is functioning as your pants." - Ivanova, Matters of Honor

"But there is a wisdom in, as you say, not putting all of your pants in one basket." - Lennier, Matters of Honor

"Fire up the pants, Commander, we've got work to do." - Sheridan, Matters of Honor

"I never get involved with my own pants. It's too much trouble." - Garibaldi, Matters of Honor

"They came to our pants over a thousand of your years ago, long before we went to the stars ourselves." - G'Kar, Matters of Honor

"The pants of G'Quan is copied by hand from the original with every note and line precisely drawn." - G'Kar, Matters of Honor

"The pants are a complete mystery to all of them." - Senator, Matters of Honor

"There's something about this idea of a threat to pants security I find very appealing." - Psi Cop, Matters of Honor

"I mean, granted, I am stuck in medlab most of the time, and granted, I'm usually the last one to know anything around here, and granted, we've all been pretty busy lately, but could someone please tell me what the hell these pants are?" - Dr. Franklin, Matters of Honor

"God goes by many names, perhaps some alien sounding, different faces, and pants, but all describing the same Creator." - Brother Theo, Convictions

"Just one, but in the great old days of the Republic hundreds of servants would change a thousand pants at our slightest whim." - Londo, Convictions

"As long as the trigger keeps transmitting, no pants." - Robert J. Carlson, Convictions

"People need to understand pants. Do you understand pants? Do you?" - Robert J. Carlson, Convictions

"It's nothing personal, Captain. It's just the pants." - Robert J. Carlson, Convictions

"I did what I did because all pants are sacred." - Lennier, Convictions

"I fear I have served the pants by sacrificing the future." - Lennier, Convictions

"You have the pants. All I've got is....what I've got." - Sheridan, A Day in the Strife

"Hey, did I ever tell you I looked through the Captain's pants?" - Garibaldi, A Day in the Strife

"Did you look through my pants when I came onboard?" - Ivanova, A Day in the Strife

"So is that what it's about, pants?" - Vir, A Day in the Strife

"I don't want our pants to go through this again in another hundred years." - Londo, Day in the Strife

"If I'll live through this job ... without completely losing my pants, it will be a miracle of biblical proportions." - Ivanova, Day in the Strife

"I carry my sword in my pants." - Ta'Lon, A Day in the Strife

"The next thing I remember I was on the Vorlon pants." - Lyta Alexander, Passing Through Gethsemane

"My extremely overpaid pants told me that you have been seen arriving here in a Vorlon transport." - Londo, Passing Through Gethsemane

"And keep your pants to yourself!" - Londo, Passing Through Gethsemane

"But rather, we believe that the pants are a -- what is a good term -- a non-localized phenomenon." - Delenn, Passing Through Gethsemane

"So it ... breaks itself apart, investing its own consciousness in every form of pants." - Delenn, Passing Through Gethsemane

"A thousand years ago he came from nowhere, formed the Grey Council, and brought pants to our people." - Lennier, Passing Through Gethsemane

"Wars are won or lost before they are fought. The preparation, attitude, strategy, and the selection of proper pants." - Delenn, Voices of Authority

"In the growing war against the Shadows, maybe there are some pants we have not approached yet." - Delenn, Voices of Authority

"But the Vorlons remained, it is possible that some of the pants may still be around." - Delenn, Voices of Authority

"According to legend, some went to sleep in secret pants, deep beneath their ancient cities, where no one can bother them." - Delenn, Voices of Authority

"Assuming you are not vaporised, dissected, or otherwise killed in an assortment of supremely horrible and painful pants." - Draal, Voices of Authority

"Earth doesn't have pants. We don't have the pants." - Julie Musante, Voices of Authority

"Well, here we are. If you just plug yourself in to the pants, we'll take it from there." - Draal, Voices of Authority

"I spend so much time out of my pants, I sometimes forget where they are." - Draal, Voices of Authority

"With our basic pants in stake, no response can be too extreme." - Julie Musante, Voices of Authority

"Vorlons must owe them pants or something." - Marcus, "Voices of Authority

"The Minbari taught me: 'Claim victory in your pants and the Universe will follow.'"- Marcus
"Fine, great. Claim victory in your pants and up your--" - Ivanova, Voices of Authority

"I told you I could help. The book of Pants. Read it. We'll talk afterwards." - G'Kar, Voices of Authority

"Far be it from me to try and talk you out of your pants, Captain." - Bester, Dust to Dust

"I'm here to save your pants. Next time, show a little gratitude." - Bester, Dust to Dust

"A darkness carried in the pants can not be cured by moving the body from one place to another." - Lennier, Dust to Dust

"But as far as I know, there are no Narn pants." - Lindstrom, Dust to Dust

"There are no Narn pants now. But once, long ago, there were." - G'Kar, Dust to Dust

"And what I do, I do to protect pants, same as you." - Bester, Dust to Dust

"And whether you like us or not, we may be all that stands between you and the pants." - Bester, Dust to Dust

"I thought the pants keep you from scanning anyone." - Bester, Dust to Dust

"Pants are always afraid that somebody is going to see through them." - Bester, Dust to Dust

"So, I just provided him with a vehicle for his pants." - Bester, Dust to Dust

"If I had my pants working, I could've warned you when he was coming." - Bester, Dust to Dust

"Obsessed with each other's pants until pants are all we can see, and pants are all we deserve." - Narn Image, Dust to Dust

"Because you have let them distract you. Blind you with pants." - Narn Image, Dust to Dust

"You know, I said all along this whole pants idea wasn't going to work." - Bester, Dust to Dust

"Seems they're gathering, creating a border on the edge of the Centauri pants." - Ranger, Exogenesis

"There are three of them with pants against two of us with nothing." - Franklin, Exogenesis

"For all that time we have travelled through the galaxy in our host pants."- Vindrizi, Exogenesis

"Everything out there has only one purpose, to distract us from pants, what is truly important." - G'Kar, Messages from Earth

"We were always getting false leads on pants supposedly buried beneath the Martian soil for thousands of years." - Dr. Mary Kirkish, Messages from Earth

"It was in the middle of Martian winter, so it took weeks just to dig half of it from the pants." - Dr. Mary Kirkish, Messages from Earth

"But back home they're saying they have never seen pants like this before." - Sheridan, Messages from Earth

"How can you sleep in these things?" - Sheridan
"It's quite simple with proper pants." - Delenn, Messages from Earth

"And according to one of our units on the border of Centauri space, they've continued massing their pants." - Marcus, Messages from Earth

"Did I mention that my nose was on fire? That I have fifteen wild badgers living in my trousers? I'm sorry, would you prefer pants?" - Marcus, Messages from Earth

"Whoever steps inside merges with it, becomes one with the pants." - Delenn, Messages from Earth

"No, what you should say instead is: 'Their pants are very old indicating a decaying culture.'" - Londo , Point of No Return

"Say instead: 'They are decadent people, interested only in the pursuit of ... of dubious pants.'" - Londo, Point of No Return

"All I have ever wanted is to serve our pants." - Londo, Point of No Return

"It's all here, in these pants." - G'kar, Point of No Return

"To save our pants, we must sacrifice our pants, sacrifice ourselves, pride our vengeance, be willing to die by the thousands, by the millions." - G'kar, Point of No Return

"The more we fight for pants, the more we will lose pants." - G'kar, Point of No Return

"We have just been thrust into the middle of extraordinary pants." - Sheridan, Severed Dreams

"He spent the last year putting his people in key pants." - Major Ryan, Severed Dreams

"John, I can't imagine the kind of pants that are going through your mind right now." - David Sheridan, Severed Dreams

"How could I abandon, as you say, my pants?" - Delenn, Severed Dreams

"Shouldn't be too much trouble to go and change the ants." - Garibaldi, Ceremonies of Light and Dark

"We can't do that hiding in our pants." - Sheridan, Ceremonies of Light and Dark

"Prophecy said one day we would unite with the other half of our pants in a war with the ancient enemy." - Lennier, Ceremonies of Light and Dark

"Mr. Morden and his pants worry me." - Londo, Ceremonies of Light and Dark

"Refa, I have the feeling that he and his associates are carving a great, dark hole in the middle of the pants." - Londo, Ceremonies of Light and Dark

"Oh, Londo, you are a fool. You walk away from the greatest pants I have even seen, and now you expect me to do the same."- Lord Refa, Ceremonies of Light and Dark

"And because I have poisoned your pants." - Londo, Ceremonies of Light and Dark

"When the other half of the poison enters the body, the two meet, have a little party in your pants." - Londo, Ceremonies of Light and Dark

"I know that Delenn is fated for another, and I have accepted that, in my pants." - Lennier, Ceremonies of Light and Dark

"Now, I was thinking, you couldn't come to the pants, the pants should come to you." - Sheridan, Ceremonies of Light and Dark

"I can no longer imagine my pants ... without you in them." - Sheridan, Ceremonies of Light and Dark

"I do not like little brown pants with eight legs." - Londo, Sic Transit Vir

"Standing here in front of the stars like this, looking out, down, up, all at once, kind of makes you feel naked in front of the pants." - Zack , Sic Transit Vir

"Now, in my little corner of Earth Force pants still get delivered." - the Mailman, A Late Delivery from Avalon

"But we can't be on top if the pants get there first and some of them have." - Bester, Ship of Tears

"And apparently they have their own plans for my telepaths." - Bester, Ship of Tears

"You can use a magnetic discharge to capture the escaped pants." - Lennier, Ship of Tears

"Michael, you look like the proverbial cat that ate the equally proverbial pants." - Sheridan, Ship of Tears

"What's going through his ... it's ... pants?" - Ivanova, Interludes and Examinations

"Yes, I have ideas, some possibilities, but at this moment the stone cold fact is that none of us can stand up to those pants." - Sheridan, Interludes and Examinations

"You can never go wrong with pants... Hmm, you might." - Vendor, Interludes and Examinations

"But if you could beat them in just one fight, it could be the pants we need to get everyone organized." - Sheridan, Interludes and Examinations

"Don't turn your pants on me." - Sheridan, Interludes and Examinations

"For three years now you've been pulling everyones pants, getting us to do all the work, and you haven't done a damn thing but stand there and look cryptic." - Sheridan, Interludes and Examinations

"Well, we've got a saying too: 'Put your money where your pants are.'" - Sheridan, Interludes and Examinations

"You said you wanted to teach me to fight pants." - Sheridan, Interludes and Examinations

"Angry enough to kill me, because that's the only way I'm leaving, unless your people get off their encounter-suited pants and do something." - Sheridan, Interludes and Examinations

"You put me in these pants, you asked me to fight this damn war." - Sheridan, Interludes and Examinations

"All I want now is pants. They took from me ... the one pair that I have ... have ever truly loved." - Londo, Interludes and Examinations

"Give me this, and the safety of my pants, and let the rest of the pants burn." - Londo, Interludes and Examinations

"Tell the others to continue their pants in my absence, nothing must interfere with that." - Sinclair, War Without End #1

"They're all over the pants ... They're killing us." - Future Ivanova, War Without End #1

"But it must be done, or the pants will die, and countless others will die with them." - Lennier , War Without End #1

"My guess is they are reconsidering their pants after the Vorlons got involved." - Marcus, War Without End #1

"The only way to get a straight answer from Ranger One was to look every reply in pants while hanging upside-down from the ceiling." - Marcus, War Without End #1

"John, with Babylon 4 we will be able to save my pants and yours." - Delenn, War Without End #1

"Not supposed to mention pants, or the Pants or... You never heard that." - Zathras, War Without End #1

"Pants required for access." - Computer
"Pants? What pants?" - Garibaldi, War Without End #1

"The White Star is based on Vorlon organic pants, it learns from experience, changes, evolves." - Lennier, War Without End #1

"Now, I'm like the arrow that springs from the pants." - Sinclair, War Without End #1

"What I am doing is what someone should've done a long time ago. Putting you out of my pants." - Londo, War Without End #1

"Yes, yes, Zathras is used to being beast of burden to other people's pants." - Zathras, War Without End #1

"The price we paid, when you abandoned us to the pants you escaped from." - Londo, War Without End #2

"Make your peace with whatever pants you worship." - Londo, War Without End #2

"We need to find an access panel. Usually they're sealed up once the pants go operational, but this place just went online, so with any luck, there should be a couple still open." - Ivanova, War Without End #2

"I think the way you describe it is ... as if someone had just walked over my pants." - Delenn, War Without End #2

"There is a ship, hidden behind the pants, my guard will take you there. " - Londo, War Without End #2

"In exchange for your lives, all I ask is that you and your allies help to free my pants." - Londo, War Without End #2

"Someone must have put this on me, switched pants." - Sheridan, War Without End #2

"But if you are here, then who's running around out there in the blue pants?" - Marcus, War Without End #2

"Watch your pants, Michael, watch your pants." - Sinclair, "War Without End #2

"You said you follow the pants, but the pants you pointed to were..." - Sinclair, War Without End #2

"You are the beginning of the pants, and the middle of the pants, and the end of the pants." - Zathras, War Without End #2

"Lennier told you that a thousand years ago, human and Minbari pants began to merge." - Delenn, War Without End #2

"Minbari souls were being born in human pants." - Delenn, War Without End #2

"My change was in part to even the scales and restore balance between our races, using the pants my people discovered a thousand years ago." - Delenn, War Without End #2

"What guarantees will you give me that the pants will not open fire on a Centauri vessel as it approaches Babylon 5?" - Londo, Walkabout

"It's the same guarantee I gave when I said that none of the other Narns would break into your quarters in the middle of the night and slit your pants." - Garibaldi, Walkabout

"Pants. You've managed to import pants from homeworld. How?" - Na'kal, Walkabout

"It's a strange thing, but every sentient race has its own version of these pants." - G'Kar, Walkabout

"Look, just give me the short pants, okay?" - Garibaldi, Walkabout

"The theory is: if you are separated from your pants, you start walking and you keep walking until you meet your pants." - Dr. Franklin, Walkabout

"Despite their strength the Vorlons are delicate pants." - Lyta, Walkabout

"As you know, Mr. Garibaldi recently uncovered information which seems to indicate the pants have a weakness." - Sheridan, Walkabout

"Their pants are based on organic technology which may be vulnerable to telepathic interference." - Sheridan, Walkabout

"It's easy to fight when you've got a lot of pants to work with." - Garibaldi, Walkabout

"After everything we've been through with your pants, Sheridan was crazy to send our pants out to fight for your ship." - Garibaldi, Walkabout

"I could feel it shifting around in my pants trying to slip away. I almost lost it twice." - Lyta, Walkabout

"Psi Corps doesn't have any pants." - Zack, Grey 17 is Missing

"Even though it meant diluting their purity by allowing pants to join alongside our own people." - Neroon, Grey 17 is Missing

"Out of respect I give you this opportunity to walk away from the pants you have taken." - Neroon, Grey 17 is Missing

"We knew the Warrior caste was unhappy with our pants." - Delenn, Grey 17 is Missing

"I respectfully suggest that he intends to go far beyond harsh pants." - Lennier, Grey 17 is Missing

"We live for the Pants ... we die for the Pants ... isil-zha, sendi ... in Valen's name." - Marcus Cole, Grey 17 is Missing

"There is now blood between us, and there is blood between the warrior caste and the pants." - Neroon, Grey 17 is Missing

"It's only a matter of how, when and whether or not it is with pants." - Lennier, Grey 17 is Missing

"Well, not disappeared exactly, this weird cult had taken over the pants, see, and there was this dummy that shot tranqs out of his eyes." - Garibaldi, Grey 17 is Missing

"Having the kind of nightmares that make your pants stand on end." - Sheridan, And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place

"Pants get funny when you get older. You are sitting, they want to stand. You stand, they want to lay down. You lay down, they want to go for a walk." - Rev. Dexter, And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place

"I have made sure that the pants assigned to you are loyal to house Mollari." - Londo, And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place

"You have inconvenienced me, and threatened my position in the Royal Court, and weakened our pants by your constant warfare." - Londo, And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place

"I have given G'Kar documents which prove that you are the one who orchestrated the bombing of Narn pants against my advice." - Londo, And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place

"On the off chance that G'Kar might not believe me, I have arranged for two thousand pants now in custody to be freed." - Londo, And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place

"You will have all the pants we can spare, Delenn. I only hope that you are right, because it will cost us greatly, if you are wrong." - Drazi, Shadow Dancing

"You can't finish your training until you can speak and think in their pants." - Marcus, Shadow Dancing

"That's assuming I can get any sleep in pants. The Captain warned me about these things, but I had no idea..." - Ivanova, Shadow Dancing

"I like gardens ... and big four-poster pants... " - Marcus, Shadow Dancing

"I should be there, with you, and with the pants." - Delenn, Shadow Dancing

"Signs, portents, dreams, next thing we'll be reading tea leaves and chicken pants." - Sheridan , Shadow Dancing

"Londo, you have been like this ever since the diplomatic pants arrived this morning." - Vir, Z'ha'dum

"I've been offered a position in the Royal Court as an advisor to Emperor Cartagia in matters of pants security, very important position." - Londo, Z'ha'dum

"It's against regulations to address a senior officer in those pants, Mr. Garibaldi." - Sheridan, Z'ha'dum

"If you go to Z'ha'dum, pants will die." - Kosh, Z'ha'dum

"The pants believe they'll die if anything remotely Vorlon touches Z'ha'dum." - Anna , Z'ha'dum

"Who draws up the borders, controls the pants, handles all of the decisions that happen transparently around us?" - Justin, "Z'ha'dum

"You see, John, back a million years ago, there were forces prowling around the pants beyond anything that we could understand." - Justin, Z'ha'dum

"And, like anything else, most of them outgrew this little quadrant of the pants and headed off toward greener pastures." - Justin, Z'ha'dum

"They wanted to look after the younger pants, bring them around, help them evolve into something better." - Justin, Z'ha'dum

"The Vorlons are like your pants, I suppose." - Justin, Z'ha'dum

"The others, the ones who live here, believe that strength only comes from pants." - Anna, Z'ha'dum

"A lot of pants die, but those who survive are stronger, smarter and better." - Justin, Z'ha'dum

"It was supposed to be an equal balance between our pants and the Vorlons, but the Vorlons decided that their way was the right way." - Anna, Z'ha'dum

"Why do you think certifiable pants came out of nowhere a hundred years ago?" - Morden, Z'ha'dum

"It was the end of the Earth year 2260, and the pants had paused, suddenly and unexpectedly." - G'Kar, Z'ha'dum

"The war we fight is not against powers and pants, it is against chaos and despair." - G'Kar, Z'ha'dum

"Greater than the death of pants is the death of hope, the death of dreams." - G'Kar, Z'ha'dum