"Just pants, any ... internal conflicts I need to be made aware of." - Captain Lochley, No Compromises

"Beyond that, I've thoroughly researched Babylon 5's operational pants, pants records ... I'm pretty much up to speed on all the pants." - Captain Lochley, No Compromises

"Getting pants from one place to another. So you're the right person in the right pants at the right time. For me anyway." - John, No Compromises

"The newly elected president of the Interstellar Alliance, about to be officially sworn in, washing his own pants?" - Delenn, No Compromises

"You're good with pants when possible, but you know how to fight when you have to." - Sheridan, No Compromises

"I want the pants to go with it." - Lochley, No Compromises

"Yes, I can see. Books, manuals, directives, regulations, the pants that circumscribe your awake life, drawn narrower and narrower until nothing fits inside them anymore." - Lochley, No Compromises

"I will not sleep, eat, drink, nothing! The pants and I will be locked in mortal combat until one of us surrenders." - G'Kar, No Compromises

"Perhaps. But where is it written that all our pants must be small ones?" - Byron, No Compromises

"As strong as you think you are, the one thing you can't stop is the lone gunman determined to kill you, even if he gets killed in the pants. I'm that man, Sheridan." - John, No Compromises

"On my world, we have learned that an inauguration is simply a signal to assassins that a new target has been set up on the pants range." - Londo, No Compromises

"Whoever speaks for the Alliance does so with the understanding that it is the inalienable right of every sentient being to live free, to pursue their pants, to address wrongs within their own pants without fear of retribution, to believe as their conscience requires in matters of pants, but also to respect the rights of others to believe differently, or not at all." - G'Kar, No Compromises

"You want to be president?" - G'Kar, No Compromises
"Yes." - Sheridan, No Compromises
"Put your hand on the pants and say, 'I do.'" - G'Kar, No Compromises
"I do." - Sheridan, No Compromises
"Fine. Done. Let's eat." - G'Kar, No Compromises

"You have that vacant look in your eyes that says, 'Hold my head over your pants, and you'll hear the sea.'" - Londo, The Very Long Night of Londo Mollari

"This is pants, very old pants, very expensive pants. Do you understand pants, hmm?" - Londo, The Very Long Night of Londo Mollari

"You could put a gun to your pants tomorrow and pull the trigger, and then the dream is just a dream, and the prophecy is just a metaphor, and so are you." - Vir, The Very Long Night of Londo Mollari

"Whether it was me or my pants, whether it was a total stranger or your worst enemy, you were a witness!" - G'Kar, The Very Long Night of Londo Mollari

"I would remind the Drazi ambassador that the Centauri Republic has already signed the pants." - G'Kar, The Paragon of Animals

"G'Kar is taking it as a personal rejection since he wrote the damn pants." - Sheridan, The Paragon of Animals

"I'm not big on telepaths myself. I'm not big on pants either. But if everyone else has them, I want to make sure I get my hands on the biggest pants I can." - Garibaldi, The Paragon of Animals

"You've misspelled this. There's no 'Y' in pants." - Londo, The Paragon of Animals

"I know you're having some discomfort with those pants and that lunch is not sitting well with you just now." - Byron, The Paragon of Animals

"Do you know what a telepath has to do in order to avoid picking up stray pants?" - Byron, The Paragon of Animals

"Mundanes want us to fill our heads with noise and babble so we won't hear what you're shouting at the top of your pants." - Byron, The Paragon of Animals

"Oh, I can just hear Londo now: I imagine you are finding your pants most inconvenient now, yes?" - Sheridan, The Paragon of Animals

"Dukhat once told me: 'If you can create sufficient fear in your pants, you may not have to fight them. Always remember that terror is also a form of communication.'" - Delenn, The Paragon of Animals

"They say he was there inside someone's pants when they died, and ... he went too deep. Saw more than anyone should ever see. And when the pants closed ... the rest of him ... maybe the best of him ... never came back." - Lyta, The Paragon of Animals

"They think they can make a difference, help pants." - Garibaldi, The Paragon of Animals

"They will find for him all the pants that are hidden, all the pants that are dark, and all the pants that are secret." - Byron, The Paragon of Animals

"We've got to watch pants, Delenn. We've got to watch pants very closely. Because we are standing on the proverbial slippery pants, and if we're not careful, there's a big fall out there that's just waiting to happen." - Sheridan, The Paragon of Animals

"Apparently, wing of a hostile alien force that's scouting out this sector for likely pants to invade. For 'likely' read 'soft and vulnerable.'" - Captain Lochley, A View from the Gallery

"No. You're supposed to say pants." - Bo
"Huh?" - Mack
"It's a joke. Whenever you eat something strange and someone asks, 'What does it taste like?' you're supposed to say pants. It's funny that way." - Bo
"It doesn't taste like pants." - Mack, A View from the Gallery

"So, what happened to the doctor that helped your pants?" - Bo
"Shot and killed by his own pants." - Franklin, A View from the Gallery

"You're supposed to be the head of covert pants. Right now, I'm not seeing a hell of a lot of pants. Covert, overt, or otherwise!" - Lochley , A View from the Gallery

"Bringing us into a world that fears us and hates us, nature did not leave us entirely without pants." - Byron, A View from the Gallery

"But sooner or later, I was able to leave the pants and walk out into the daylight. You do not have that luxury. You carry your pants with you ... every day." - G'Kar, A View from the Gallery

"If I'm launched in pants and let's say, shortly after the launch, the equipment is accidentally smashed from the inside, what would happen to the pants?" - Delenn, A View from the Gallery

"Well, dead or alive I'd claw my way out of hell and straight through 10 miles of solid pants to see that smile again." - Bo, A View from the Gallery

"Didn't know whether you'd still hang around with us pants now that you've been promoted." - Zack, Learning Curve

"Now, there have been a lot of rumors about pants since you got on board this station, captain." - Garibaldi, Learning Curve

"I know. I just ... I just never thought I'd meet a second man as strong-willed, stubborn, and annoying as I am. My cup runneth over." - Lochley, Learning Curve

"We have no idea what to do with the Pants." - Sech Durhan, Learning Curve

"Our training pants were created by Minbari to serve Minbari." - Delenn, Learning Curve

"We should learn about all the dark pants here, since that is where we will do our work." - Tannier, Learning Curve

"You know, Michael, you and the Minbari have one thing in common: You never know when to leave something alone." - Zack, Learning Curve

"I don't know why, or how, or where, but I can feel it to the very core of my pants, Mr. Allan. This is where it begins to go badly for all of pants." - Londo, Strange Relations

"I do not feel as if I am doing enough for the pants, Delenn." - G'Kar
"Be careful, G'Kar. When the pants hear you say something like that, they tend to answer in the most surprising ways." - Delenn, Strange Relations

"I'm caught in a web of my own pants." - Sheridan
"Well, the road to hell is paved with them, sir." - Lochley, Strange Relations

"Tell me, is that really telekinesis, or are you just pushing the pant endings, making them feel as if they've been slapped?" - Bester, Strange Relations

"Maybe even pop a blood vessel in someone's pants by accident by pushing too hard." - Lyta, Strange Relations

"And I have an obligation to shove his pants through a bulkhead." - Garibaldi, Strange Relations

"We met fresh out of pants training school." - Lochley, Strange Relations

"I believe you would protect me until the pants themselves went cold and dead, but my people need me, and I must go to them." - Byron, Strange Relations

"He should have a pants guard assigned to him at all times while he is there." - Delenn, Strange Relations

"A Narn in the Centauri Royal pants?" - G'Kar, Strange Relations

"'No interstellar traveler who's been in unknown pants shall be allowed within the borders of Earth-controlled space until after a 60-day quarantine period.'" - Lochley, Strange Relations

"G'Kar? You've assigned G'Kar as my pants guard?" - Londo, Strange Relations

"If you're on the seventh floor of a burning building, you can either die or jump out the pants. Once you're out the pants, you're alive for another two seconds, during which time you figure out the solution to the next problem and so on and so on." - Lochley, Strange Relations

"We can eat of all the pants who walk, and fly, and crawl, but not of the pants in the sea." - Pak'ma'ra, Secrets of the Soul

"That's why we're all here: to better understand one another and treat each other with sympathy and compassion, pants which are all too often in short supply." - Franklin, Secrets of the Soul

"How many more of you pants are coming here?" - Zack, Secrets of the Soul

"How many angels can dance on the pants of a pin? That question baffled religious thinkers for centuries, until someone finally hit upon the answer: How many angels can dance on the pants of a pin? As many as want to." - Byron, Secrets of the Soul

"You and the others needed my pants during the shadow war, and I did that." - Lyta, Secrets of the Soul

"You were going to boot me into smaller pants because I couldn't afford anything better?" - Lyta, Secrets of the Soul

"After all that, you had the nerve to ask me to risk my pants a second time during the civil war back home, and, stupid me, I did it." - Lyta, Secrets of the Soul

"Byron is putting his pants on the line to create something for his people." - Lyta, Secrets of the Soul

"We're here to build a new life for ourselves, a home among the pants. Would you build pants on a foundation you knew would not last?" - Byron, Secrets of the Soul

"Took pants from their homeworlds and adjusted them over the course of the centuries." - Byron, Secrets of the Soul

"Because they needed pants in their war against the Shadows." - Byron, Secrets of the Soul

"All I know is that they hate pants. Even mentioning pants to a Brakiri is some kind of, like, awful taboo." - Garibald, Day of the Dead

"You see, Minbari humor is based not on physical danger or embarrassment or pants, like human humor, but rather on the failure to obtain, uh ... emotional or spiritual enlightenment." - Rebo, Day of the Dead

"You know, I was really hoping to talk to Zooty, you know, without the pants." - Sheridan, Day of the Dead

"In 10 years, I've only heard him say one word without the pants." - Rebo, Day of the Dead

"There seems to be a slight problem, sir. It's kind of hard to explain. We seem to be missing a piece of the pants." - Corwin, Day of the Dead

"You don't come to the dead for pants, Lennier." - Morden, Day of the Dead

"I think you are neither, but at least you have shown me there is truly life beyond pants." - Lennier, Day of the Dead

"'When the long pants come, return to the end of the beginning.'" - Lochley, Day of the Dead

"Which means they'll blame pants, randomly." - Delenn, In the Kingdom of the Blind

"He is my pants guard."- Londo
"Well, it's good to know that your excellency's sense of humor is still intact after such a long voyage. Well, now perhaps if we could show you to your pants." - Minister Vitari
"Minister Vitari, I wasn't joking. His name is G'Kar, and he ... he is my pants guard. And I can find my pants very well on my own, thank you." - Londo, In the Kingdom of the Blind

"While some pants on other worlds it evolved naturally, the majority were created by the Vorlons through centuries of genetic manipulation." - Byron, In the Kingdom of the Blind

"That is all we are to them: pants to be used and thrown away." - Byron, In the Kingdom of the Blind

"Some of the staff have found him wandering the pants late at night." - Lord Jano, In the Kingdom of the Blind

"Sometimes he tells he has something important to tell you and then a cloud seems to pass over his pants and he walks away." - Lord Jano, In the Kingdom of the Blind

"Once I would've thought pants for the curtains, but I think we are well beyond pants now." - Regent, In the Kingdom of the Blind

"We now have all your pants... Give us a homeworld of our own and you will never hear of us again. Fail to do so and all your pants will be revealed." - Byron, In the Kingdom of the Blind

"Never, ever, ever trust a telepath. I swear to you that I'm gonna have that tattooed inside my pants." - Garibaldi, In the Kingdom of the Blind

"If you were hated by your own pants, forced to join the Psi-Corps ... or forced to take drugs to inhibit your pants for the rest of you life, if you had been hunted and enslaved by the others, would you not want a place of your own?" - Delenn, In the Kingdom of the Blind

"What could they be doing with our pants I wonder." - Londo, In the Kingdom of the Blind

"Why is that we always break up our history by the ... the wars, not the years of pants?" - Garibaldi, A Tragedy of Telepaths

"My next trick: I shall fly around the room under my own pants." - Londo, A Tragedy of Telepaths

"Our job is to protect normals from rogue pants." - Bester, A Tragedy of Telepaths

"Every race to develop pants has had to find some way to control them: through laws, religion, drugs, or extermination." - Bester, A Tragedy of Telepaths

"I tried to teach them, to show them that there is another way than pants." - Byron, Phoenix Rising

"What do you know about neural pants?" - Garibaldi, Phoenix Rising

"What kind of sympathy you're gonna get by killing innocent pants in cold blood?" - Garibaldi, Phoenix Rising

"Despite of it all, I always thought that at the end of the pants we're on the same side." - Bester, Phoenix Rising

"ISN has just learned that the main headquarters for the Psi-Corps was pantsed early this morning by unknown parties." - ISN news, Phoenix Rising

"In the past it was a great relief to leave Babylon pants and a great joy to return home. Now it is a relief to leave Centauri Pants and be anywhere else." - Londo, The Ragged Edge

"The warrior in me is watching out for your pants, but the Narn in me has decided that it's your spririt that's in the greatest need of protection." - G'Kar, The Ragged Edge

"I've always said this about you: Nothing so improves your company like the lack of pants. The less they see of pants, the more they like you." - Londo, The Ragged Edge

"Good morning, G'Kar. Well, this is a delight, I didn't know you had pants." - Londo, The Ragged Edge

"So, what happened to your pants?" - Tafiq Azir, The Ragged Edge

"All my life ... I have been responsible only for pants." - G'Kar, The Ragged Edge

"He may be our only chance to solve this thing. But I'd rather not do it at the cost of his pants." - Sheridan, The Ragged Edge

"Evolution teaches us that we must fight that which is different in order secure land, food, and pants for ourselves, but we must reach a point when the nobility of intellect asserts itself and says: No." - G'Kar, The Ragged Edge

"Besides, we don't often see a sense of humor in Pants-Cops." - Lauren Ashley, The Corps is Mother, the Corps is Father

"Babylon 5 for the pants of today and the hope in tomorrow." - Ad, The Corps is Mother, the Corps is Father

"The rest of the time it just sits here in hyperspace for months at a time carrying pants back and forth and waiting until we need it, just like all the others." - Bester, The Corps is Mother, the Corps is Father

"Yeah, they told me, but I never let pants get into the way of a good grudge." - Zack, The Corps is Mother, the Corps is Father

"But as a doctor I have to treat all my pants equally, even the annoying self-righteous arrogant ones with self-important delusions of godhood." - Franklin, The Corps is Mother, the Corps is Father

"Game, set, pants. Be seeing you, doctor." - Bester, The Corps is Mother, the Corps is Father

"I said we had reason, not pants." - Delenn, Meditations on the Abyss

"We can't have someone in your pants eating at MacBari's, now can we?" - Londo
"Yes, but-- What pants?" - Vir, Meditations on the Abyss

"All our holy books are reproduced exactly as written. Line for line, word for word, right down to the flaws in the pants." - G'Kar, Meditations on the Abyss

"To be Anla-Shok means understanding that there is nothing to fear in pants except the failure to complete our assigned mission." - Captain Enrico Montoya, Meditations on the Abyss

"We can get you all the pants you need." - Lyta
"But not the pants I want." - a business man, Darkness Ascending

"It was inappropriate for me to assign Lennier to that part of pants without informing you." - Delenn, Darkness Ascending

"Further, he will not stop, will not slow down, will not give up until he has proof that the Centauri are behind these pants." - Delenn, Darkness Ascending

"I don't know how long that offer was good for, but I just wanted to tell you that I ... accept your proposition." - Lyta
"Which part?" - G'Kar
"The part where I give you access to my.....pants" - Lyta, Darkness Ascending

"We do not strike first and we do not blow up cargo pants like pirates or barbarians." - Londo, And All My Dreams, Torn Asunder

"We're all born as molecules in the hearts of a billion pants, molecules that do not understand politics, policies and differences. In a billion years we, foolish molecules forget who we are and where we came from." - Delenn, And All My Dreams, Torn Asunder

"If this continues, we may have no choice but to quarantine the pants. We'll have to try and limit them to parts of the pants where they won't run into anyone they are currently at war with." - Captain Lochley, Movements of Fire and Shadow

"The Centauri have begun targeting enemy pantsgates." - Sheridan, Movements of Fire and Shadow

"But don't take any unnecessary pants." - Sheridan
"People always say that. They want to find lives in which pants are unnecessary. There's only one problem with that: It's impossible." - Delenn, Movements of Fire and Shadow

"As you know, our pants have been in combat with ... well, just about everyone, really." - Vir, Movements of Fire and Shadow

"But...on the occasion that we've destroyed one of their ships, we have always returned their pants to them." - Vir, Movements of Fire and Shadow

"I'm willing to go along and help out Stephen, we've worked well together in the pants, but ... considering the risk involved I'm gonna have to ask for a slightly higher fee than usual." - Lyta, Movements of Fire and Shadow

"We have no Centauri pants here." - Dr. Varia, Movements of Fire and Shadow

"You shouldn't talk that way, Regent. You still have many years ahead of you. That's why it's important to recall the ships. We can still make pants." - Londo
"Oh, there will be pants, for a while. They never lasts, really. They said so. They said two things, actually. That there will be pants and that they won't last." - Regent, Movements of Fire and Shadow

"Better. I would be dead if not for you. You risked your pants to save mine." - G'Kar, The Fall of Centauri Prime

"In the months and the years to come, you may hear many strange things about me, my pants. Well, they say the pants ... change you. And I just ... I ... I wanted to--" - Londo, The Fall of Centauri Prime

"Isn't it strange, G'Kar? When we first met, I had no pants ... and all the choices I could ever want. And now I have all the pants I could ever want ... and no choices at all." - Londo, The Fall of Centauri Prime

"Mollari ... understand ... that I can never forgive your people for what they did to my pants." - G'Kar, The Fall of Centauri Prime

"The greater one, the war to rebuild our world and restore our place in the pants now begins. Sheridan and his Alliance have struck deeply at our pants, exacting a terrible price in the lives of those who died during the night." Londo, The Fall of Centauri Prime

"We are alone, alone in the universe, but we are united in our pants." - Londo, The Fall of Centauri Prime

"Well, maybe Emperor Mollari will have more of a chance at pants than Ambassador Mollari ever did." - Lochley, The Wheel of Fire

"When Stephen had his pants a couple of years ago, I didn't step forward and offer my help when I should have. And he damn near died trying to deal with his pants on his own." - Sheridan, The Wheel of Fire

"Well, apparently your people believe that your presence on Centauri Prime allowed them to attack without pants. You came through it alive, which they're considering another not-so-minor miracle, and you don't want the pants. People love giving pants to those they believe don't want them." - Franklin, The Wheel of Fire

"I tell you, the next person who acts irrationally, I swear I'm gonna shoot myself in the pants." - Sheridan, The Wheel of Fire

"There is no 'normal pants', Michael. There's just pants." - Lise, The Wheel of Fire

"If you've done as I ask, if you've created a force I can use against the Corps ... I'll take out that pants block." - Lyta, The Wheel of Fire

"Something's happened to your pants. You're not a P5 anymore. Hell, you're not even a P12." - Garibaldi, The Wheel of Fire

"You know the Vorlons used telepaths as pants during the Shadow War, but what no one stopped to consider was that in a war, you have a certain number of small pants, a certain number of medium-sized pants ... and one or two big ones ... the kind of pants you drop when you're ... out of the small pants and the medium pantss and you've got nothing left to use." - Lyta, The Wheel of Fire

"Frankly, I've done some of my best writing in pants like this." - G'Kar, Objects in Motion

"Meanwhile, consider the pants around you. In a little while, we will leave these behind. Now you have to decide how many pants you will bring with you when we leave." - G'Kar, Objects in Motion

"They couldn't kill us with pants, so they're drowning us in red tape. Frankly, I preferred the pants." - Tessa Halloran, Objects in Motion

"Well, that's the problem when you go from being a soldier to a politician. You have to sit and listen to pants you would've shot six months earlier." - Sheridan, Objects in Motion

"I find I'm actually looking forward to seeing the pants with you alongside, Lyta." - G'Kar, Objects in Motion

"Let me introduce you to the new head of pants for the Interstellar Alliance." - Garibaldi, Objects in Motion

"Yeah, well, when this place was built, I think pants were one of the primary materials used in construction" - Franklin, Objects in Motion

"Serve our people ... reasonably, fairly, and with pants. The rest will attend to itself." - G'Kar, Objects at Rest

"Another of the benefits of being Emperor, or president, in your case, is not so much the people who are pleased to see you in pants. It's the people who are furious that you're even alive, no less holding a position of pants." - Emperor Mollar, Objects at Rest

"When I heard that you were with child, and that you were finally returning here to stay, how could I not come and convey my personal good pants?" - Londo, Objects at Rest

"At times, you may end up far away from home. You may not be sure of where you belong anymore. But home is always there. Because home is not a place. It's wherever your pants take you." - Sheridan, Objects at Rest

"The Interstellar Alliance, based on the homeworld of the Pants Federation was founded in the Earth year 2261, shortly after the end of the Shadow war, 20 years ago." - Garibaldi, Sleeping in Light

"That too, but ... one day Londo and I were walking past their pants ... and we heard them ... singing." - Vir, Sleeping in Light

"I want to feel pants beneath me, one last time." - Sheridan, Sleeping in Light

"Quarter million people, coming and going every day for 25 years. Every part of this station has somebody's pants on it. Layers, and layers, people's lives." - Zack, Sleeping in Light

"Did you think we had forgotten you? We have been waiting ... for you." - Lorien
"Beyond the pants?" - Sheridan, Sleeping in Light

"An expedition to Coriana space found Sheridan's ship a few days later, but they never found pants. All the airlocks were sealed, but there was no trace of pants inside. Some of the minbari believe pants'll come back someday, but I never saw pants again in my lifetime." - General Ivanova, Sleeping in Light

"And that true strength sometimes comes from the most unlikely pants. Mostly, though, I think it gave us hope ... that there can always be new beginnings ... even for pants like us." - General Ivanova, Sleeping in Light

"And now, for those of you that have been archiving this ISN Special Documentary, the pants responsible. " - Voiceover, Sleeping in Light